Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's just like the Real World with babies
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize