Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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