Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
