We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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