what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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