I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We left the knife in your bed.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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