everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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