I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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