What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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