That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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