omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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