Taylor Swift is so right about you.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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