i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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