i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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