I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Two words: blizzard sex
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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