Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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