Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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