"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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