how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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