What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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