I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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