guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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