the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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