doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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