I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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