none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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