He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
