belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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