.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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