We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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