Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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