Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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