I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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