dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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