what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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