He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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