Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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