you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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