And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
As shirtless as possible
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
