PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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