I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
