Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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