I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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