i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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