Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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