remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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