can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
