it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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