Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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