i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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