OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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