Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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