I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Randomize
