think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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